Hi, I'm Kari Clausner. I'm a huge fuck up. I've lived in the same little ol' house in Missouri all of my life. I don't like big dogs or spit. I absolutely love the ocean and tattoos. I like fruity things. I have self respect. I could spend a whole day going on walks and shopping and never get bored. And I have a bestfriend/boyfriend named Alex, he's the only thing keeping me sane.